big bought me a new friend last night. i don't have a name for it yet. that shall come in time.
so, without further ado, i introduce my new friend:
isn't it cute?! we got acquainted this afternoon. i may, possibly, be slightly in love. but, it is not nearly as good as the real thing.
the awesome things about this friend:
it's little, like me
it's cute
silky smooth
waterproof
multiple speeds
and it does the dishes...maybe...
i think our favorite place for midnight fieldtrips has become the hustler store. i even have a hustler rewards card now. that's when you know you're a true fan. we like to have a little fun when it comes to making his already hot house even hotter. it's a very nice reward for going through hell with my ex. big makes me want it. want him. all. the. time.
i can't wait to bring this little one to our next sleepover. mmmmmmhmm.
want a new friend too? explore away.
so, without further ado, i introduce my new friend:
isn't it cute?! we got acquainted this afternoon. i may, possibly, be slightly in love. but, it is not nearly as good as the real thing.
the awesome things about this friend:
it's little, like me
it's cute
silky smooth
waterproof
multiple speeds
and it does the dishes...maybe...
i think our favorite place for midnight fieldtrips has become the hustler store. i even have a hustler rewards card now. that's when you know you're a true fan. we like to have a little fun when it comes to making his already hot house even hotter. it's a very nice reward for going through hell with my ex. big makes me want it. want him. all. the. time.
i can't wait to bring this little one to our next sleepover. mmmmmmhmm.
want a new friend too? explore away.
I just had a sex toy party a few weeks back and it was some of the most fun I have had all summer! Me + my girl + wine + sex talk = one hell of a time! Not to mention the how excited my boyfriend was when he found out :)
ReplyDeletePS. The couch and chair are actually campus provided, believe it or not! So they were probably picked up from Hobos-R-Us O__o Yipes!
XO-Ashh
Glad you are past the ex, and on to better things. Life is too short.
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@ashh i think i need to throw a sex toy party. i'm addicted! ha.
ReplyDelete@britney it really is. realizing that too well this year.