f*** off friday

my goal is to not always write these little fuck-offs to specific people but this one is deserved.
today's fuck-off friday is brought to you by my ex. enjoy.
so i've talked about this asshole once or twice before. you'd think that after 2 and a half years of hell god (or whoever is up there) would let it stop there. nope. it's literally become a joke to say "asshole (i usually use his name) fucked me over again." it never fails. 
first it started with my credit. when we were together we had a credit card (yes, i've learned my lesson). when i kicked his stupid ass out i told him to take me off of it. he didn't right away. he did after he had racked it up to $10,000. talk about a shocker when i went to check my credit score and it said i was $10,000 in debt. so he took me off. but, that shit doesn't clear for 2 years. it hasn't been 2 years yet. and i want to move out but yay! i have that to explain away.
the second "asshole fucked me over" has to do with a) the lovely dent on the back of my car from when he used it as a place to put his fist (aka punch), b) the stain on my ceiling from when he thought it would be a great idea to cool me down with an entire smoothie (in anger), and c) all the times he used his puny hulk strength to slam my passenger side door was obviously just because he thought i needed new speakers (it doesn't quite work well anymore). yeeeeaaaah, he was great.
the third "asshole fucked me over" happened last week. he had a surfboard listed for sale when we were together and it was linked to my paypal. i was emailed last week by some random guy in australia asking if i still had it. and before i had a chance to say no he paid me. so in my attempt to give him his money back, paypal decided to take it out of my bank account. i rushed to my bank to take out all my money but they took it out anyway. so, i was overdrawn 500 dollars. awesome. lazy asshole didn't even delete the ad online and i had to deal with the extra drama.
so thank you asshole ex. you sucked then and you suck now.