ughhhh finally done studying and writing my research paper so now i have time to come back to this little shit. this week...well less than a week...has been off. lame. stupid. dumb.
looking and not touching? how dare they.
i worked gay pride weekend at my work, which involved cocktail serving at the gay pride pool party. i think i saw more penis than a 50 year veteran prostitute. it. was. everywhere. here is my big question, where were all the lesbos? i swear it was a sea of weener with 9 or 10 (no exaggeration) females, not including me and my coworker.
and the "bathing suits"!! i thought girls dressed scandalous. well ladies, you ain't got nothin' on the gay boys at this party. my itty bitty booty shorts cover more than their 2 inch piece of spandex. and there were plenty of handjobs going around. slightly awkward when you're trying to hand someone a drink and the guys next to him are going at it. but i have no hate. they were super sweet, i got great tips, and it was nice to work in the sun (minus the shitty sunburn i got).
other than that the weekend was pretty much uneventful. i was exhausted by the end of sunday. i started a new job yesterday then locked myself in my room for 30 something hours.
i also managed to read 50 shades of grey in 3 days. don't mistake my fast paced reading for love for this book. i skipped probably 3/4s of it. and i don't understand the fascination with it at all. i felt like crying in some parts because it's sad how people are so in love with a book that is romanticizing abuse. it's disgusting. that book needs to be burned to ash. for the writing and the stupid plot. if i ever talk like a 70 year old woman as a 23 year old west coast girl please slap me. this writer needs to do way more research the next time she decides to write more meaningless crap.