so recently i edited my online dating profile. i was getting far too many messages from far too many guys thinking that we would get along just dandy-like. no. no we won't. so this is what i put:
i feel like i should have mentioned other things like:
- don't message me if you are losing half the hair on your head
- don't message me if your message looks like this: "hey!" or "yo girl, u fine"
- don't message me if you're MARRIED!
- don't message me if your profile says anything like "livin life" and in the what do you think about most section, you put "my future and how i will treat you like a queen/princess/my mother"
- don't message me telling me how you don't have photos up because you don't know who will find them but you'd be more than happy to email them to me. ummm, you're not some secret spy buddy, relax. the internet is not that scary.
- don't message me if you are losing half the hair on your head
- don't message me if your message looks like this: "hey!" or "yo girl, u fine"
- don't message me if you're MARRIED!
- don't message me if your profile says anything like "livin life" and in the what do you think about most section, you put "my future and how i will treat you like a queen/princess/my mother"
- don't message me telling me how you don't have photos up because you don't know who will find them but you'd be more than happy to email them to me. ummm, you're not some secret spy buddy, relax. the internet is not that scary.
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Tried online dating for a bit. Didn't work out for me. I think there's a huge gap in the gender ratio which basically translates to men being miserable and starting to message every woman they see. And then the women also create amazingly high standards and act all douchey to guys who are genuinely trying. Overall, I don't recommend online dating to my worst enemy.
ReplyDeletehaha. i see you have had some interesting experiences as well.
DeleteI have never tried online trading, but it sounds exciting. I think it's nice that you spell out what you look for in a guy, I just like this one the most :
ReplyDelete- don't message me if you are losing half the hair on your head
it weeds out the non-keepers. it is definitely exciting.
DeleteAll the guys I've ever seen go on online dating sites have trawled for......... you know where that's going. Ever tried singles adventure's groups or booze cruises, I hear those are hella fun
ReplyDeletei think i would be too shy to walk up to a singles adventures group party. ha
Deletepahahahaha this is awesome - and hopefully a time saver for you. i dont drink coffee either. the german men dont seem to take to well to it either.
ReplyDeletei think it is definitely doing it's job fairly well.
DeleteHaha so funny! You should add all that. You deserve the best so it will weed out the weirdos!
ReplyDeletehaha thanks girl!
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