hot boys and college

have you noticed that the further into college you get, the less attractive the male population becomes? it's always the 100 (intro) classes that have the cutest boys. sadly my one class is lacking on eye candy selection.

in other news...i have a date tonight with a very cute boy from okcupid. lately, i have been every guy's trial and error. i'm hoping this time is not the case. this guy is covered in tattoos. he has plugs, but he's getting them taken out. he is incredibly sweet and tall, which has become a new turn-on for me.

my tastes have been changing so much since i graduated high school...which was 5 years ago. i never liked facial hair, now i love a sexy scruff. i never liked tall guys, now i'm loving a guy that towers over me. i guess my midget syndrome is disappearing.

anyway, we're going to a bar called, the congregation, in long beach. tonight is called monday mass. i'm excited about that alone. i shall fill you all in with how it goes.

p.s. im writing this post in class. we'll call it the raw, uncut version. or the uncircumsised weener.

your welcome.

drunk texts with honey badger.

little

im drunk and i smell like a bar.

honey badger

But ur still pretty ;)

little

haha ughhhhh. ha

little

that's all i can think of texting.

little

ughhhhh ugh uh...guh

honey badger

Ahaha

honey badger

Don't over think it

little

im honey badger drunk right now

honey badger

I want some of that !

little

you will forever be the honey badger master. i dub thee.

honey badger

Then get over here and get some.

little

haha. im home. can't leave this late

honey badger

Dang

honey badger

That just made me want u more

little

hahaha why

honey badger

Cuz now I can't have u

little

well muah-ha-ha

honey badger

:(

little

put a smile on your faa-a-ace make the world a betta place

your welcome.

stage 5 clinger

i seem to be attracting a wide range of personalities on these dating sites. it's been tiring, and, at times, confusing. so here are some of the multiple personalities that have lasted long enough for me to develop some kind of opinion about them. it kinda sounds like i met them at a superhero/villain convention.

1. brain - our conversations started with taking over the world and shrinking people...not really sure why or how it led to that. this is becoming something...not sure what yet.

2. the vegan - he's more of a villain than a hero. he has a very dark sense of humor which i love. not sure where it's going, but i like meat...so this may not work out.

3. the clinger - i'm not sure what to make of this guy. he's officially been moved to the "DA" section* of my phone. i feel like he'd be one of those guys that will get mad if i want to spend time with anyone but him. i would have loved that 4 years ago, but now, i need my space bucko.

4. batman - funny story...i had a crush on this guy since i was 11. of course, he had no idea i existed. now looky what plenty of fish did...he is a medical sales rep so he travels a lot which is kind of perfect for me. i would get time apart which i'm now realizing is important. there has only been one date which lasted 3 hours with no awkward moments except when we realized he lives with a guy i dated and is good friends with rondog. after almost 9 years of knowing rondog, you'd think it wouldn't have taken a dating site to meet him.

5. vincent vega - we have been more like penpals. i think he's funny. he thinks i'm funny. i don't know if it is going anywhere at all.

this is by far the best message i've received on this site:

anyone want to decipher this? i feel like there is a hidden code, like every third letter reveals the true meaning of the message.

*DA = don't answer. i need to be able to distinguish so i don't end up in some really awkward phone call or messaging spree.

harry potter! harry potter!

i am reading all the books again for the 5000000000034th time. which led me to searhing etsy for hours for some sweet harry decor.

here.

and i have to share this, because he is crucial.

p.s. there is one more label that i want to add so bad to this but i can't. i won't. unless he gives me permission....which i'm not asking for. the end.

say hi, fish!..."hi, fish!"

1.20.2007

this year is a tough one. i can't really say much else. all i know is he's here now and he always will be. no one will ever take his place. no one could ever take his place. i will tell 2 stories though.

1. when we were 15 his mom didn't trust us alone in the house together (trust us = trust me). it was pouring that day. his mom was taking forever to get home. we'd drummed our little hearts out to the point where we were hungry and tired. so, we decided to enter the devil's lair. we both wanted food, like good, hearty food. 

so what did we make? bacon wrapped filet mignon, mashed potatoes, and green beans. all on our own. by the time his mom got home the house smelled like a 5 star restaurant. no dinner will ever top that.

2. my grandpa passed away in 2006. i barely remember that day. it was like i was walking through a dark cloud. everything is fuzzy. all i remember was my mom pulling me out of school and knowing in my heart what i was going to be told when i walked in the door. i barely made it out of my car when my mom walked out and i just knew. i collapsed in the driveway in the pouring rain. 

the whole time i just wanted my best friend. i wanted him to tell me i was ok. i drove to his house the second we got home from my grandmas and he sat next to me on the bench in front of his house. he let me cry until there was nothing left. i've never felt more safe or more loved than that moment. that was the last time i saw him.

i will forever be grateful for the years i got. no one will ever have the friendship we had. no one will ever be able to make me laugh as hard or smile as big. i miss my best friend.

gone fishin' and cupid's stupid arrow.

i've gone back on the dating sites again...this time, i'm not seeing much. or they are huge cocky assholes. but, then again the last time i was on there it led me to an ass that lied, cheated, and hurt me so i guess it's not much of a change. i thought i'd share some awesome profile photos with you.

p.s. i started this post last night sober...thought i'd bless you all by finishing it completely wasted.
my writing is in black. their headlines are blue. the reason i think i need to point this out is probably because i had a bucket of dirty shirley for only 8 bucks! what a deal!


anyone notice the "piece" in his sweet drawstring sweat pants? and since when did the angels turn pink?



boyyyyyyy! your hair be 10x crazier than mine...and i'm not really sure how i feel about that.



i'm guessing she posted in the wrong section. this is for guys...not girls...unless you really are a guy with sweet short shorts and sexy uggs.



and that was the only photo he had of himself.



aww look...not only are you in a bathroom photo but you are also hugging a toilet.



i think you've got enough serious for the both of us.



nice shirt. and i'm really digging the dissected fish art.



first of all, let's look at his headline...what?! secondly, you're at chuck e. cheese? damn. i don't even think i'm that cool. and lastly, who are those people in your photo? i can't tell who photo-bombed who.

what i learned from the 2nd and 3rd episode of the bachelor.

episode 2
1. don't get emotional on the first date with a guy. that can come much later. he wants to see how happy you are not how unstable you are.

2. don't make creepy eyes (cough, blakely, cough). you want to win the game, not a restraining order.

3. give the guy some space. stage 5 clinger? no, stage 25.

4. don't use the word winning. definitely don't use it 3 times in a row. winning!

is it just me or is this the dumbest, craziest, emotional group of bachelorettes ever?

episode 3
1. climbing a bridge doesn't mean you can tackle anything in a relationship. it just says she really wanted to get the fuck off the bridge.
 2. do not date a guy who wants to ski with 20 other girls in bathing suits. what a whore.
3. props to the chick that decided to bail. it definitely would have been very uncool if she took the 1-on-1 when someone that actually cared could have it.
4. blakely, i just can't get enough. crazy with a capital C. don't bitch and moan to a guy about how you can't get along with anyone and how everyone hates you. the wheels will eventually start turning and he will see that it's not them, it's you.
5. do not be a crazy ass and invade a show with girls who are already on edge and said cheers to no drama. all of you set yourselves up for drama. saying that just made it more concrete.
6. am i shocked that the model is the most insecure and uses phrases like, "trim the fat"? i think not.
7. i think my number 1 rule is to NEVER date a guy that parts his hair down the middle. i'm still waiting fofr him to pull a rabbit out of a hat.

little thank you.

it's hard enough to keep up with posting on here, but responding to the comments is even harder. now that i'm working fulltime and back in the game (oh, you didn't know i was t.i?) i don't have much time.

so...

thank you! to everyone who has kept up for the past almost year. you guys are awesome.

to those that would like to comment with rude and hurtful intentions, screw off.

what i learned from the first episode of the bachelor.

i always watch the first couple episodes of this show just to see what everyone looks like. this episode, however, is the most confusing and frustrating one yet.

1. don't wear a hideous dress and tell a stupid poem. we get you're from england but do you really need to wear a dress from the queen of england's closet.
2. don't walk straight passed the guy like you're too cool. that won't get you a rose...or in actual reality, a drink/date.

3. make sure you get that this is the bachelor and not the bachelorette. you're trying to date the only guy in the show that is available...not all the other women.

4. don't sock a guy in the arm if you want there to be some romance later. he'll just make a sarcastic comment that you will be embarrassed to see later.

5. don't bring along granny in her crutches. he doesn't want to meet the fam the first time he is meeting you.

6. no one has to be your bffl hours after meeting you. give it some time like normal people do. don't confront someone while staring at them like you're going to stab her in her fake boobies. 

7. and, hon, try not to look even crazier by talking to yourself in the bathroom.

8. most importantly: don't be a psycho. you're really going to start crying less than an hour after meeting the guy? someone slap this girl into sanity. i love that this is the "blogger" too. way to make us look like we aren't whiney.

i think i may actually watch more than 2 episodes this season. i smell a hair-pullin' catfight.